Bumbershoot

bumbershoot \BUM-ber-shoot\ n.
umbrella

"It was time for George to throw out that old bumbershoot when the rain poured through it."

Duchess and her kittens in The Aristocats were kidnapped and abandoned by the very naughty butler Edgar who accidently left his bumbershoot at the scene of the crime to be found by two hound dogs called Napoleon and Lafayette.

Stop! Don't bumbershoot!